nplusm ([info]nplusm) wrote,
@ 2007-04-05 22:09:00
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What am I doing here on the floor?
Today during my boxing session I got knocked out. Not knocked down (though that happened as well), but knocked out. I was in the middle of an uppercut, trying to get under his high guard, when he hauled off a roundhouse punch that connected right above my right eye (on the headgear), and I then I was on the floor and he was standing over me. According to him, I was only out the briefest of seconds, but wow, quite the jarring discontinuity.

It was very cool!

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[info]firstfourisee
2007-04-06 05:47 am UTC (link)
That's just the sort of punch that'd do it, too.

So, did you see anything meaningful? Hallways, white lights, anything?

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[info]nplusm
2007-04-06 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Not really, it was really a time-neutral event.

As far as my internal chronometer registers.

-> Here comes the fist -> Here comes the fist -> Contact on Headgear -> Looking up from the floor.

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[info]firstfourisee
2007-04-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but what really happened was
-> Here comes the fist
-> Here comes the fist
-> Contact on Headgear

*> Transport subject onto ship.
*> Move subject into lab.
*> Implant monitoring system into subject.
*> Check subject to confirm the unexplained and bizarre "tickle" response this species seems to have.
*> Check subject to confirm level of "Cheetos" in bloodstream and map this to the "tickle" response.
*> In compliance with Ethical Protocol 2872 that states "To keep balance in exchange fo the the data we receive, always provide some service or good to subjects commensurate with the data extracted," attempt to remove any recollection of reality TV shows.
*> Wipe all memory of this transport and study.
*> Return subject.

-> Looking up from the floor.

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[info]nplusm
2007-04-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
That would explain my sudden ability to speak Dutch!

Dacht, mi nom es Jake

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[info]savannarama
2007-04-06 06:31 am UTC (link)
Wow! Exotic. :)

Well, hopefully the short duration means no harm, no foul.


...Since it's like you to wonder: no, I do not regret my latest shopping spree.

Also? I like saying "spree".

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[info]nplusm
2007-04-06 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I like saying "bazooms", but it's rarely socially appropriate.

bazooms!

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[info]spaceling
2007-04-06 03:58 pm UTC (link)
That's... impressive, I think.

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[info]nplusm
2007-04-06 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Well, it certainly goes in the "new experience" box.

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[info]dorkart
2007-04-10 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's pretty hardcore!

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